by Savannah J. Foley
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Over the years I’ve picked up some good tips for writing better from quotes, autobiographies, my friends, and magazine articles. The following is my list, from solid to heartfelt to quirky advice. I hope you can make use of something in here!
1. Avoid ‘th’ words. The ‘th’ sound is harder for your mouth to make, and it interrupts the flow. Sentences with excessive ‘the’s and ‘they’s and ‘there’s and ‘this’s need to be cleaned up. Get rid of the ‘th’!
Bad: The wind in the theater chilled the audience and made them clutch their coats tighter to their bodies. “This sucks!” whispered the Duke of Thisby to the attendant. “Make them turn the damn heat all the way up!”
2. Don’t share every single detail. You’re writing a novel, not a play. When you describe every single action a character takes you leave nothing to the audience’s imagination. Your readers want to immerse themselves in your work, and your words should act like impressionism, leaving them free to fill in the blanks and make it their own.
Bad: Sandra Dee sat down at her desk. She pulled her homework out of her bag and placed it on the table. She took out a pen, licked the tip, and frowned at the sets of problems before her. She scratched a little at the first problem, and sighed. She fumbled for her calculator as the phone rang. Sandra Dee let it tinkle twice before answering.
Better: Sandra Dee was in the middle of procrastinating on her homework when the phone rang. “Sandra Dee? Oh thank God, you’re still alive!”
Get to the action!
3. Don’t make actions independent of each other. Simultaneous action is good. People are constantly multi-tasking: eating while talking, smiling while talking, twirling their hair while talking, and generally doing a lot of other things while talking. Your writing should incorporate these actions. Make your characters do things WHILE they’re talking, not in between talking. (Hint, make your verbs active, so that they end in –ing. That should take care of the problem).
Bad:
“Don’t tell me what to do, father!” Anabelle yelled. She slammed her cup down on the table.
“I’m the head of this house!” her father roared. He overturned the table.
“I hate you!” Anabelle screamed. She ran into the next room.
Better:
“Don’t tell me what to do, father!” Annabelle yelled, slamming her cup down on the table.
“I’m the head of this house!” Her father roared as he overturned the table.
Annabelle ran into the next room, screaming, “I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”
4. Don’t be transparent. Don’t really be oblique either; a good, balanced translucency is the key. If you’re too transparent your writing seems amateurish, and then it’s very easy for the audience to guess what’s going to happen next. Surprise your audience!
Bad: Bella Dove was an average girl in every single way, except for the fact that she had the most beautiful, glowing purple eyes, a birthmark on her right shoulder blade in the shape of a crescent moon with a sword stuck through it, and every now and then strangers in cloaks would whisper ‘The Chosen One’ when she passed by on the street on her way to the mall.
By the way, if your way of ‘distinguishing’ your special character is to give them a blatantly identifying mark like gorgeous eyes then you need to come up with something more original. Sexy heroes don’t need to have piercing green or blue eyes to indicate their sexiness or desirability, and neither do heroines.
For more about this, see this vlog I did called Your Heroine Does Not Need Violet Eyes.
5. Don’t use narration as an obvious means to communicate your back story. This means that your characters should never say anything to each other that they should already know, purely for the audience’s benefit.
Bad:
Jessica ran up to Bethany. “Hey best friend since sixth grade! How’s your mom, who’s in the hospital for breast cancer for the second time?”
Bethany giggled. “Good, what’s your progress on that mysterious new kid who’s never in school when the sun is shining and who moved here from Alaska two months ago?”
Better:
Jessica ran up to Bethany. “Hey girl! How’s your mom?”
“Better,” Bethany sighed. “This is her last week on Chemo, thank God. What’s the latest on Chunk o’ Hunk?”
“He held the door for me after class! I think we might have actually smiled at each other! I heard it’s going to be sunny later, though, so I guess we won’t be seeing him in his PE shorts this afternoon.”
6. Don’t go too long without giving credit to your speakers. I will never forget the first time I read Anastasia Absolutely, and Anastasia and her father are having a conversation, but the writer stopped mentioning who said what, and after a lot of single-sentence quotes I was so confused! I had to stop, go back, and re-count to figure out who was saying what. From that point on I was so careful in my writing to make sure my speech could be easily followed.
Bad:
“Hey Annalisa.”
“Hey Monique.”
“What’s up?”
“Nothing much, what’s up with you?”
“My cat got hit by a car yesterday.”
“Oh my god, that’s terrible!”
“What about you?”
“Dreading this math class.”
“Me too! I hate Mr. Pravins.”
“Me too! He’s like a big, old troll!”
“You’re hilarious! Come on, let’s make it there before the bell rings.”
Now, who said that last sentence, Annalisa or Monique? Credit your speakers every now and then!
7. Don’t repeat words! Unless they’re very common words or it’s done artfully on purpose, you should never repeat words in a sentence (look, I just did it with ‘words’). Audiences will catch that and it makes them uncomfortable.
Bad: Sherlita took out her knife and raised her arm, bringing it down onto the arm of her opponent, twisting the knife so that it dug in and hurt.
Acceptable: The tree was a big tree, and it towered over Eliza the way a proper tree should.
8. Don’t use clichés. I remember the first writer’s meeting I ever attended. I think I was 10 at the time. My grandmother escorted me to the local bookstore in Seattle and I sat in on a group of writers sharing what they were up to, and then I shared my bit. It was a terrible short story about a parrot and how colors got into the world, but hey, I was 10. I will never forget two things about that meeting: 1) how embarrassed I am that I shared that story, and 2) how nice and welcoming the other writers were, and this bit of advice they gave me: “Don’t use clichés like ‘all of a sudden.’ You’re too good for that.” Now, I’m passing that advice on to you. You are too good a writer to use clichés. Come up with something new.
I feel this example could be best represented by the ending of this short quote/poem by William Safire:
“Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don’t start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.”And this one by Jack Smith:
“I’d rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer.”
9. Minimize adjectives. This one comes from Stephen King. In his book On Writing, he essentially said that adjectives are no good, and add nothing to your story, so you should minimize your use of them as much as possible. Personally I don’t believe in going quite to that extreme, but it is tedious and boring to read books that have too many adjectives. Plus, it makes your story read like fan fic.
Bad: Lucinda shook her long, flowing, shining mane of vibrant, gold hair into the biting, swirling wind, and gazed into the deep, glowing, fiery sunset awash with vivid pinks and purples.
Better: Lucinda shook her long, golden hair into the wind as she gazed at the fiery sunset.
Keep it minimal. Communicate just enough about your setting to get by. Believe me, your audience will fill in the details to the level they prefer.
10. Keep your names realistic. This is something I struggled/struggle with: realistic character names. I use common names now for my characters whenever possible. This rule can be sidestepped a little if you write Fantasy, but use caution! You never want to have people describe your characters as too fantasy-like, or too revealing of their personality. Also, heaven forbid your character has a Mary Sue name. I will personally come and shame you in front of your friends if you do this.
Bad names:
Mary Sues:
Bella Swann
Raven Shadows, Ravyn Ebony, Raevin Nite, etc.
Serissa Gold
Lilandra Phoenix
Fantasy Female:
Araithia Le’Luna’Leka
Cylaria Aeioutisia
Silandra
Tre’lemar Mooncatcher
Tre’shawna Kirianthas
Normal with a Twist
Janice Wempsork
Eckletemer Finklebottomz
Sulo von Katzinstan
Lih-lee Ehvins
Adrian Hilwinder
Roze McWallz
Raechael Foxworthy
Medieval
Arthridious Galantius IV
Gwenevive Tudor
Britilaus Maximus
Sydra le Fay
11. The Last Rule. And of course, what better advice could I leave you with today than this gem by Elmore Leonard: “I try to leave out the parts that people skip.”
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Savannah J. Foley is the author of the Antebellum (originally known as Woman’s World) series on Fictionpress. She has written five novels, owns her own freelance writing company, and is signed with the Bradford Literary Agency. Antebellum is currently out on submissions. Her website is www.savannahjfoley.com, but she updates more frequently on her livejournal.
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